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You might be thinking “of course the fathomless enormity of the internet revolves around some dude’s portfolio website. I somehow always felt this to be true.” To that I say: welcome home! 

I hope you enjoy your time here, gazing upon a selection of my work and this photo of me that just screams ‘extremely appropriate for a portfolio website.’

Wow, what a professional photo!

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