Congratulations!

You’ve reached the exact, creamy center of the internet!

You might be thinking “of course the fathomless enormity of the internet revolves around some dude’s portfolio website. I somehow always felt this to be true.” To that I say: welcome home! 

I hope you enjoy your time here, gazing upon a selection of my work and this photo of me that just screams ‘extremely appropriate for a portfolio website.’